Strange Punishments

Every culture has its own unique way of disciplining kids.  Growing up a lot of my white friends had to wash their mouth with soap if they cursed.  Asians make their kids raise their hands in the air and other stuff too.  Below is a list of the some of the strangest punishments I received.

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Punny Memories from the Pundit’s Life

Below are some random memories that make me smile every time I think about them…

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Top That

I love telling stories.  I prefer verbal transmission but am learning to enjoy the art of telling stories online as well.  One positive result is that people can count on me to tell a story anytime, anyplace, anywhere, to anyone.  One bad result…I am always trying to top other people’s stories.  It is an annoying habit that I have worked on but it is still there lurking for opportunity.

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Like Son Like Father

WARNING: I know poopoo stories are the lowest form of humor because it is so dirty and cheap.  I promise my readers this…no more (after this one).  This one is just too good and is at my expense.  Wait for the ending because it is proof God has a sense of humor.

Last time I shared a poopoo head story.  Today is my poopoo pants story.  Buckle up because this is gonna be a weird ride…

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Poopoo Head

In 2007 my wife gave birth to our fifth child.  Five kids in seven years.  I know…I suck.  My in laws still haven’t forgiven me.  Anyways, I digress.  While my wife was at home recovering I decided to give her a break and take the other fours kids by myself to 24 Hour Fitness.  I drop them off at the kids club and I go to work out.  Fifteen minutes later a young african american man taps me on the shoulder and says are you #4′s father?  I say yes.  He looks at me moving his mouth like he ate something nasty and is trying to get it off his tongue.

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